WARNING: You may have a huge, invisible spider-like parasite living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.

In addition to writing this book for some reason, David Wong is also the Senior Editor of comedy megasite Cracked.com and has written dozens of articles over there. If you have not read the first book in this series now would be a good time -- it has also been made into a feature film with Paul Giamatti. You can keep up with updates at the main website or you can become a fan on Facebook.

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