John Dies at the End » I Lost You (Through a Portal to Hell)

“I Lost You (Through a Portal to Hell)”, by Three Arm Sally, inspired by John Dies at the End. Brace yourself:

Uh, if you just walked in the door, my name is David Wong and…

…sorry, I had to stare into space for a few minutes there. Can the rest of you still hear that song in your head? That was made by Mack “John Cheese” Leighty, alone, in his apartment, with a guitar and various other instruments and equipment he borrowed from friends.

Where was I? My name is David Wong, and I wrote this book and it’s full of horror and dongs. Currently available everywhere.

Anyway, those of you who have been following along may remember that we’re having a contest for people to submit their hopefully sexy Australian-themed John Dies at the End fanfiction. The prize? This:

One of ten signed copies of the ultra-rare Australian edition of JDatE. You can submit your entries here. The deadline is February 14th, Valentine’s Day. Then I’ll declare 10 winners by, uh, however long it takes me to read a hundred Australian themed erotic fanfiction stories starring me and my best friend.

Let’s all watch the video again:

And… I’m spent.

Buy the book, if you wish.

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