That’s right; for all of you who read the “in theaters” date and said, “there’s no way this is coming to my town, I’ll just get it off bittorrent!” you have no excuse: it’s going to be available for download right off the bat. Oh, and here’s a brand new trailer:

In my opinion every movie should be released this way, but I am not in charge of distributing movies.

Oh, and somehow I failed to mention here that the sequel, This Book is Full of Spiders, made the New York Times Bestseller list.