This has gotten out of hand. We don't have much time, so I'll be brief. My name is David Wong, and I wrote a book -- this is the website for it. They're even making a major motion picture out of it, and they have info and trailers on a website of their own. I didn't really mean for it to get popular, but I don't think I had much say in that. You're here because they wanted you to be here. I'm truly sorry for that, but it's not my fault. -D.W.

Updated 4-9-2012: New game on our Facebook! (Winners announced 4-11-12) (Read More)

Updated 3-24-2012: The sequel is available for preorder in hardcover, Nook, and Kindle! (Preorder it here)

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