This has gotten out of hand. We don't have much time, so I'll be brief. My name is David Wong, and I wrote a book -- this is the website for it. They're even making a major motion picture out of it, and they have info and trailers on a website of their own. I didn't really mean for it to get popular, but I don't think I had much say in that. You're here because they wanted you to be here. I'm truly sorry for that, but it's not my fault. -D.W.

Status of the Sequel, This Book is Full of Spiders:
The draft is now with the publisher!

Updated 11-30-2011:
The comic that caused Adolph Hitler to kill himself. (Read more)

Updated 10-31-2011:
"Man, do we have some news this month. Let's get to the really important shit right off the bat. We'll start off by answering the most common questions we get from fans..." (Read more)

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