David Wong
David Wong first appeared on the scene in 1999, publishing a website full of his, uh, unique and mostly unsettling work at the appropriately named PointlessWasteOfTime.com.
In 2007 he became the Editor of Cracked.com. Before the novel John Dies at the End came along, he was most famous for writing an essay called Inside the Monkeysphere.
Other stuff of his people have found worth reading:
5 Scientific Reasons A Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
6 Brainwashing Techniques They’re Using On You Right Now
10 Ways Online Gaming Will Change the Future
7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable
5 Things You Think Will Make You Happy, But Won’t
10 Things Christians and Atheists Can Agree On.
The Next 25 Years of Video Games
A list of David’s other articles can be found here.
It is rumored that “David Wong” is just a pseudonym for Illinois native Jason Pargin. This has never been confirmed, mainly due to a complete lack of curiosity on the subject by the public as a whole.
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October 26th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
David, I left you a voicemail last night regarding the creature in my guest bathroom. I did what you said and “left the fucker alone”, but it’s been a week and my mother in law is coming next week. Could you call me back? Thanks.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:34 am
I heard even the Jason Pargin thing is a pseudonym, and that his parents never named him, because how can you name a child born with a full and bushy beard?
October 31st, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I heard his face isn’t really as blurry as it looks in that picture.
November 1st, 2008 at 12:26 am
Shit was soooo cash.
November 1st, 2008 at 3:57 am
Dave, it’s John. From the site. I’m drunk as fuck, and I can’t drive down to the gas station to get cigarettes because I have no gas and no car to put gas in. And no money because I’m broke. I spent it all on beer. When you come over, bring me some smokes and a few bucks so I can buy more beer. And bring some more beer, too.
November 1st, 2008 at 5:10 pm
With an awsome last name like Pargin you shouldn’t have changed it. It’s strong and manly and kind of sounds like a fancy cooked duck.
November 2nd, 2008 at 12:54 am
Since when is “fancy cooked duck” manly?
Try womanly and Asian, which is great when you’re talking about hot Asian-woman porn, but not when you’re talking about the rumored pseudonym of the new Karl Marx.
This is your Communist Manifesto, man.
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:38 am
It’s not, but it’s just another positive reason. Wouldn’t YOU like a name that sounded like a fancy cooked duck?
November 4th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
In Czech Jason Pargin means “wry-mouthed Luddite”, or… depending on inflection… “brimstone goat-hoof”. This truly is either his Communist Manifesto or his Call of Cthulu.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Or maybe he wanted a name that sounded like a duck :p A fancy, cooked duck, mind you.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
lol thats not david wong… hes black and is now president. its all just propoganda for campaign controbutions. LOL j/k but seriously i think im gonna die now that u all know the secret
November 8th, 2008 at 4:07 am
I hear that if you go into a bathroom at 3 AM all alone, turn off the lights, close the door, stare into the mirror, and say “David Wong” 3 times, you’ll be anally raped.
November 8th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
What a retarded thing to do, Wong. You KNOW the only people who are going to try the bathroom thing are the people who will like it.
Wait, that’s what you’re going for, isn’t it?
…you sick fuck.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:24 am
Dear sir,
I have found another picture of the gentleman who you were told died in a fire. I saved the picture to my desktop but was unable to find the original website I found it on. Here is a link to where I am hosting it. http://www.nickhudsonsbrain.com/Nick_Hudson/Pictures.html#0
Hope this helps with your search for the truth.
Nic Demus
March 5th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Damn it, Wong.
Mensa claims I’m a genius — the fools! — and Gothulhu knows I’m horsed up to my titties on Prozac and spend most of my time hiding in my apartment being miserable and thinking about all the fun things I could be up to if the damn herd didn’t do my head in so badly. I didn’t just comprehensively fail your Porn addiction test, I then went out and trawled the net for pictures of that girl and her sister — and then discovered that I’d already downloaded a set two years ago. Your video game manifesto made me want to weep tears of kitten-fluff and angels, and Bryan Singer’s Snow Crash movie haunts my dreams.
And now this.
What are you trying to _do_ to me, man?
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:30 am
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